“He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.” ―James Finn Garner

A fairy tale about a little red riding hood, reveals the long-in-the-tooth lobo’s mature taste.

 “Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart.”

―Andy Rooney

It shows Grandmas that, to catch a Big Bad Wolf, a little red riding hood works a treat.

“An awful lot of older women do have love affairs or wish they were having love affairs.”

―Prue Leith

Thus, a fairy tale endangers a species.

“Grandmother doesn’t mean that you have gray hair and you retire and stay home cooking cakes for your grandchildren.”

―Carine Roitfeld

All the Grandma’s with little red riding hoods are getting gobbled up.

“Maybe my fairy tale has a different ending than I dreamed it would. But that’s OK.”

―Kim Kardashian