“Technology makes everyone feel old. A laptop is old after two years. Someone always has something newer. Everyone seems to feel obsolete now, even the young.” ―Jennifer Egan

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An old F*ck is as timeless as a Stone Age clock.

“In an age of multiple and massive innovations, obsolescence becomes the major obsession.”

―Marshall McLuhan

An old F*ck is as ageless as a prom frock in a pickup truck.

“We’re still living with the old paradigm of age as an arch. That’s the old metaphor: You’re born, you peak at midlife and decline into decrepitude.”

―Jane Fonda

Every old F*ck is made of genuine old F*ck parts, and every old F*ck part is always in stock.

“I have this old ’57 Porsche Speedster, and the way the door closes, I’ll just sit there and listen to the sound of the latch going, ‘cluh-CLICK-click.’ That door! I live for that door. Whatever the opposite of planned obsolescence is, that’s what I’m into.”

―Jerry Seinfeld

Like an old book about eternal renewal on the bestseller list, there’s no F*ck like an old F*ck!

“Obsolescence never meant the end of anything, it’s just the beginning.”

―Marshall McLuhan