Posts tagged ‘Grandmother’

“He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.” ―James Finn Garner

A fairy tale about a little red riding hood, reveals the long-in-the-tooth lobo’s mature taste.

 “Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is far sexier than her younger counterpart.”

―Andy Rooney

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