“Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer.” –Billy Carter
Beauty’s Crush on Beer – A Lite Creation Story
Beauty is flat, till Beer enters the picture.
“It was a wise man who invented beer.” –Plato
Now Beauty fills and unfolds.
“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” –Henry Lawson
Together they create Art.
“Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art.” –Ralph Waldo Emerson
Then a tubby tankard with a tin hat makes a grab for Beer’s main squeeze.
“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.” –Kaiser Wilhelm
That’s good for a little belly laugh.
“There’s something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.” –Sandra Bullock
Happily ever after, the Art that Beauty and Beer create gets the leading role in a respectable movie.
“I have respect for beer.” –Russell Crowe
Please let us know if you hear the gods laugh.
“God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.” –Anne Sexton