“Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer.” –Billy Carter

Beauty’s Crush on Beer – A Lite Creation Story

Beauty is flat, till Beer enters the picture.

“It was a wise man who invented beer.” –Plato

Now Beauty fills and unfolds.

“Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” –Henry Lawson

Together they create Art.

“Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art.” –Ralph Waldo Emerson

Then a tubby tankard with a tin hat makes a grab for Beer’s main squeeze.

“Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.” –Kaiser Wilhelm

That’s good for a little belly laugh.

“There’s something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.” –Sandra Bullock

Happily ever after, the Art that Beauty and Beer create gets the leading role in a respectable movie.

“I have respect for beer.” –Russell Crowe

Please let us know if you hear the gods laugh.

“God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.” –Anne Sexton