“Disguise our bondage as we will, ‘Tis woman, woman, rules us still.” –Thomas Moore

She is the gods’ gift to the world.

“Until Eve arrived, this was a man’s world.” -Richard Armour

She is alluring and elusive.

“A woman should be an illusion.” -Ian Fleming

She is obvious and mysterious.

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.” -Groucho Marx

She is disarming and charming.

“Women, can’t live with them, can’t live without them.” -Desiderius Erasmus

She is worldly and heavenly.

“I have worshipped woman as the living embodiment of the spirit of service and sacrifice.” –Mahatma Gandhi

She is playful and virtuous.

“There are few virtuous women who are not bored with their trade.” -Francois de La Rochefoucauld

She is glamorous and smart.

“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.” -Hedy Lamarr

She is a dream come true.

“In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.” -Nora Ephron

She is the initiator of great men in the mystery of creation.

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” –Jim Carrey

If she makes eyes at you, watch out!

“A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.” –Sanskrit Proverb