“I have a secret project which adds four hours every day to the 24 hours we have. There’s a bit of time travel involved.” —Sundar Pichai
Through a passage in the time barrier, like a wormhole, science journals tell the same tales as storybooks.
“The river of time may fork into rivers, in which case you have a parallel reality and so then you can become a time traveler and not have to worry about causing a time paradox.” —Michio Kaku
If we spoke with one tongue, would civilization be civil?
An object in motion tends to stay in motion, unless and until it hits a wall.
Some participants in the human race are running late, others ahead of schedule. 

The bad news is, some clowns only laugh at other clowns.