“Sometimes I find I’m wearing a divided, split brain in terms of drama and humor.” ―Ridley Scott

A good laugh splits your sides and face. So your guts and brains fall out.

“Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.”

―Edward de Bono

Flopping around on the floor, clutching your sides while gasping for breath and squeezing out tears, is the best way to lose your mind.

“Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.”

―Chelsea Handler

A straitjacket can hold your sides together while rolling in the aisle, but full recovery requires a straight face.

“There’s no art to find the mind’s construction in the face.”

―William Shakespeare

The mind is a terrible thing to lace. Takes concentration. Do it in haste and you could start laughing all over again.

“Let thy step be slow and steady, that thou stumble not.”

―Tokugawa Ieyasu