“On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.” —George Orwell

Yes, wee people,
the Elf Sat is cool,
unlike that beater
of Big Brother’s.
Brainchild of three
Twee elves from Thule,
unobserved by Cruel
Stepmother.

Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the age of seven or eight onwards

—George Orwell

Yes, wee people,
Dick, Jeff and Elon
are silly pet names
for the three Twees.
Their eponymous
silicone clones
are boy toys you do not
want to squeeze.

Society has always to demand a little more from human beings than it will get in practice

—George Orwell

Yes, wee people,
the mission’s a thrill.
The flight crew are
 P. Pan and T. Thumb.
Scanned the manual
by G. Orwell,
over Thule’s Banned
Books Emporium. 

The best books… are those that tell you what you know already

―George Orwell

Yes, the Elf Sat
sees you sin and drink,
unless you don
a tinfoil hat.
When Big Bro’s drones
don’t jam out the sat,
you can see it wink
from where you’re at.

No one can look back on his schooldays and say with truth that they were altogether unhappy

—George Orwell