“I do not read advertisements. I would spend all of my time wanting things.” — Franz Kafka

This medium inserts ads selling exactly what AI thinks you need that money can buy. Those ads redeem themselves by picking up the tab for our media massage.

“The Medium is the Massage” —Marshall McLuhan

Our Priceless Ads clear the air of buyer’s remorse. They are destined to become collector’s items. Satisfaction guaranteed, or dissatisfaction cheerfully refunded. 

“A picture is worth a thousand words.”

–Fred R. Barnard

“Most original thinking isn’t even verbal.”

–David Ogilvy

“I have learned that it is far easier to write a speech about good advertising than it is to write a good ad.”

–Leo Burnett

“Advertising – a judicious mixture of flattery and threats.” 

–Northrop Frye

“Develop your eccentricities while you are young. That way, when you get old, people won’t think you’re going gaga.” ―David Ogilvy

“The most powerful element in advertising is the truth.”

–William Bernbach

“Ads are carefully designed by the Madison Avenue frog-men-of-the-mind for semiconscious exposure.”

–Marshall McLuhan

“Far more thought and care go into the composition of any prominent ad in a newspaper or magazine than go into the writing of their features and editorials.”

―Marshall McLuhan

“The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.”

—Thomas Jefferson

“Advertising at its worst will be killed by the Internet. And rightly so.”

–Maurice Saatchi

“Any ad consciously attended to is comical. Ads are not meant for conscious consumption. They are intended as subliminal…” –Marshall McLuhan

– Caveat Emptor – 

In the following preview of our next flight of Priceless Ads, they sublimate the liminal profane into our sacred massage. 

“Advertising treats all products with the reverence and the seriousness due to sacraments.”

—Thomas Merton

“I regard a great ad as the most beautiful thing in the world.”

–Leo Burnett

“ ‘Truthful hyperbole’ is a contradiction in terms. It’s a way of saying, ‘It’s a lie, but who cares?’ ”

―Tony Schwartz

We’ve created countless ads selling what money can buy, from smoke sometimes only a cigar, to spirits sometimes only corn, to soap sometimes next to godliness. As Priceless Ads clear the air of buyer’s remorse, so they absolve the seller of sin.

But wait! To feel the massage in everyday life, visitors are asked to leave comments that verify they are not, you know, bots. Verified visitors are free to enjoy a priceless massage in the here and now.

“All advertising advertises advertising.” –Marshall McLuhan