“The height of cleverness is in one’s ability to be very clever without seeming clever at all.” ―Criss Jami
This post illuminates our dim wit in a dark age of cleverness, and begs the question: Do clever cracks reveal signs of light, or watt?
The pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself in its small cleverness. ―Arthur Smith
“I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself, and I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” ―Oscar Wilde
Being clever was when you looked at how things were and used the evidence to work out something new. ―Mark Haddon
“Writing is good, thinking is better. Cleverness is good, patience is better.” —Hermann Hesse
“It is never wise to try to appear to be more clever than you are. It is sometimes wise to appear slightly less so.” ―William Whitelaw
“It is a great act of cleverness to be able to conceal one’s being clever.” ―Francois de La Rochefoucauld
“What is sometimes thought to be clever is, significantly often, merely an advanced form of foolishness.” ―Idries Shah
“When I was young, I admired people who were clever. Now that I am old, I admire people who are kind.” ―Martin Buber
“I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.” —John Peel
“It is easy to be clever if you leave something important out.”
―Peter Redgrove
“Simple is clever. Complicated just means you haven’t been clever enough to reduce ‘it’ to its essence.” ―Phil Dourado
“Tell me I’m clever,
Tell me I’m kind,
Tell me I’m talented,
Tell me I’m cute,
Tell me I’m sensitive,
Graceful and Wise
Tell me I’m perfect —
But tell me the TRUTH.”
―Shel Silverstein, Falling Up
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GODSLAUGH.ME 
Excellent. I read it several times over. Great job.
Thank you, George. Most generous.
The pleasure is all mine.
“Machinery that has given us abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness hard and unkind. We think too much and feel to little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness.” C. Chaplin
Kind machines
Coded to carress
Could care less
“Why should poetry have to make sense?” –Charlie Chaplin
*applause!*
*thanks!*
These are so entertaining. I can so relate to the Oscar Wilde quote! And in that light, I wonder, would a person with a split personality where one is clever and the other is dull, be a split spritz Zen and tonic?
Cheers LuAnne. My clever personality is trying not to be too clever by half while mixing a split spritz Z&T, invented by a sparkling spirit. The dull one is still trying to pronounce Shofferhofer. ;^)